April 26, 2012

mistytpednaem replied to your post: I suppose I should excuse my absence. It has been,…

Were you busy with woooork?

Generally when one says that it is for the better that they not explain, they mean that they do not wish to explain.

In this case, I mean it literally. It would be much better for you not to know.

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April 26, 2012

mistytpednaem said: I'm terribly sorry to announce I am now imagining you telling a baby "eww no you clean your own diaper"

Hm. Yes, well, that is one among many reasons why I doubt I would be a suitable father.

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April 26, 2012

I suppose I should excuse my absence. It has been, after all, something around four months.

However, I see no good reason why I should do such a thing. It is most likely better for both parties that I withhold explanations.

April 26, 2012

mistytpednaem said: HELLO DO YOU THINK YOU WOULD BE A GOOD PARENT

Miss Claudia … it has been some time.

As for your question, only to the extent that I would pass down to the child what I know. I am not exactly trained in the care and keeping of other human beings.

In the unimaginable event that I somehow do come to possess a child, they would be tasked with cleaning up their own horrible messes, thank you.

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April 26, 2012
Ah.

Well.

December 30, 2011

ordinaryyoungman:

killerconches:

ordinaryyoungman:

killerconches:

That was under entirely different circumstances. I’m sure you agree.

You came nevertheless! A-And now…!

Now what, Mr. Doe? It is not becoming to leave sentences unfinished.

… And now you should stay a little longer.

[Wait, what.]

I thought it was obvious to both of us that doing such a thing would be … detrimental to the situation.

December 30, 2011

ordinaryyoungman:

killerconches:

That was under entirely different circumstances. I’m sure you agree.

You came nevertheless! A-And now…!

Now what, Mr. Doe? It is not becoming to leave sentences unfinished.

December 30, 2011

avertedfate started following you

Good afternoon, sir.

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December 29, 2011

ordinaryyoungman:

[Naem currently wishes she were half as awesome as Verne.]

… Yes.

But, well, you came to me…

That was under entirely different circumstances. I’m sure you agree.

December 29, 2011

ordinaryyoungman:

killerconches:

[Blink.

In the event of something entirely unexpected one will open one’s mouth as though to say something, make some sort of guttural “I” sound, then close one’s mouth and furrow one’s brow.

Because:

what.]

P… Pardon me?

[He blurts the following words out before they even cross his brain; his face is really, worryingly red.] Anonymous did that as well! I-I do not normally find you arou— attractive!

I … see.

[Shelly does not usually play card games — they often involve petty bets and he rather values the identity of cards — but if he were to do so, he would absolutely destroy his opponents at poker.

He would like to hold them as they do in games named after the southern state Texas. He would enjoy folding, saying ‘hit me,’ and raising his bets. The game begins with luck and intuition, playing a card of the spades suit first.

And after his opponent has been hooked, Shelly will play the one that’s on his heart.

He will get him hot and show him what he’s got.

You cannot possibly read Shelly de Killer’s pokerface.]

That … is a most undesirable outcome. Perhaps we should avoid one another for the time being.

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